Ashley !

fan fetish ?

fuqk it, kant find a decent pikture of a freqqin fan. BUT, this here is the point.  im restin my foot on a small fan. it feels GREAT. funny, fuzzy vibrations runnin thru my toes. haha. love.

tumblr dummy.

i really want to use my tumblr, but i think i need a tutorial. ha.

I kan use tumblr on ma fone ! Yay !!

Seriously though, I count the number of items people have in the express lane.

americaneulogy:

The couple two spots ahead of me had 12 items.

UM HI HELLO EXCUSE ME BOO BOO BUT THIS IS THE EXPRESS LANE CHECK THE SIGN 10 ITEMS OR LESS SO 2 OF THOSE NEED TO GET PUT THE FUCK BACK OR CARRY YOUR ASS TO THE END OF THE LONG LINES BEFORE I SHOVE ONE OF THE CONVEYOR BELT DIVIDERS UP YOUR ASS

Stores should hire me to just stand near the express lane and count people’s items. I think things would be much more proficient.

 xxcessive much ? two items pissed yu off that much ?! woooooow. hehe.

Sucks.

only caroline can make life suqk…less !yen1291:

Life. Just. Sucks.

Here’s an idea. I thought of it just now after staring at those three words for a good 30 seconds. For everything I complain about, I will mention something that makes me happy. Something that makes me laugh. Something that makes me smile.

So, in return for making the depressing statement that life simply sucks, I’ll tell you a stupid story. Because stupid stories are the funniest ones.

It’s history class. I’m sitting next to Caroline. We are given Korean War review questions to answer, and I get ready to begin. I am using one of those weird four-color pens that have different retractable inks. I automatically assume it’s clicked to black. I touch pen to paper and stroke out the form of a cursive L to write my name, and, Holy God, it was pink. I immediately pick up the pen and exclaim, “THA FU—?!” To which Caroline responds with laughter so unstoppable and contagious that even I can’t breathe. I mostly keep laughing because I don’t understand why it’s so funny to her.

The end!

P.S. Life sucks.

death.

this week, i am qoin tew die. no lab. badd EE. kill me !