# April 1, 2010 / 10:12PM
Seriously though, I count the number of items people have in the express lane.
The couple two spots ahead of me had 12 items.
UM HI HELLO EXCUSE ME BOO BOO BUT THIS IS THE EXPRESS LANE CHECK THE SIGN 10 ITEMS OR LESS SO 2 OF THOSE NEED TO GET PUT THE FUCK BACK OR CARRY YOUR ASS TO THE END OF THE LONG LINES BEFORE I SHOVE ONE OF THE CONVEYOR BELT DIVIDERS UP YOUR ASS
Stores should hire me to just stand near the express lane and count people’s items. I think things would be much more proficient.
xxcessive much ? two items pissed yu off that much ?! woooooow. hehe.
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